Joke: Going To Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "

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Joke: Drunk Again

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm fr

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Joke: Emergency Landing

Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy and says, "Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my air

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English idioms by alphabet letters [russian]

By the English alphabet letters English idioms - A English idioms - N English idioms - B English idioms - O English idioms - C English idioms - P English idioms - D English idioms - Q English idioms - E English idioms - R English idioms - F English idioms - S English idioms - G English idioms - T English idioms - H English idioms - U English idioms - I English idioms - V English idioms - J English idioms - W English idioms - K English idioms - Y English idioms - L English idioms - Z English idioms - M

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Joke: Aliens In Arizona

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in pe

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Joke: Corruption Trial

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

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Joke: Your'e Beautiful!

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then

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Joke: Presidental Call

The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "There's good news & bad news.

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