Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?
An electric train has no smoke! - Электричка не имеет дыма!
How much water can you put into an ipty 2 quart jar?
None, it would not be ipty - Ничего, он уже не будет пустым.
What is black and white and pink all over?
An ibarrassed zebra - смущенная зебра.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address - адрес
Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
On a map - на карте
Where were lions first found?
In a tree - на дереве
Why do birds fly south in winter?
It's too far to walk - это очень далеко, чтобы дойти
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side - Чтобы добраться до другой стороны
Why did the bird cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old?
Six years old - шесть лет
What is always in bed but never sleeps?
A river - река
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole - дырка
What black and white all over?
A newspaper - газета
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple - ананас
What teaches without talking?
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