Impossible Story

Stanley, an 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty-two- year-old bride who's pr

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Funny Faces

Joke: Funny Faces Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School tea

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Spoiled Mother

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," s

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Good Reason

Joke: Good Reason At 7 AM, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on hi

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Special Ring

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. T

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Rye Bread

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The oth

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Sunday Class

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the

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Head and Shoulders

A blonde and a burnett are catching up ofter having not seen each other for a while, the burnett says to the blonde, "I'm married to Kenny now." The blonde replies, "Really, I used to d

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