IRS Visit

A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

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Bad News

Bad News joke A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says,"Well sir,I have bad news and I have worse news". The guy says, "well gimme the worst news first". The

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Water For The Emir

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir wasn't used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese,

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Human Monkey

One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him

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Nursing Home

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfas

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One Last Song

These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one "Do you have a last request?" The convict says "Yes. I'd like to hear A Christina Aguilera song one la

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The Blind Man

The Blind Man joke A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the cust

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Sam The Man

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the po

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