James Bond's Special Watch

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks

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How Often Man Have Sex

A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd. "There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by

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New-Born Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to It

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Wandering Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep o

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Rigged Contest

Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a n

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Almost Midnight

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks th

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Birthday Present

A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, "Dear, what would you like for your present?" "I really don't think I should say." "How about a diamond ring?" the h

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Stupid Wives

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermark

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