Go Fish

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "

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Rabbit Breakout

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire fie

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Get Your Rocks Off

What do rocks and women have in common? You skip the flat ones!

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Round and Round

Q. How do you confuse an leprechaun? A. Put him in a circle and tell him to wee in the corner.

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Teachers Change a Light Bulb

Teachers Change a Light Bulb joke How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ? Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one b

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Spell L-O-V-E

A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says, ''Please let me in to heaven.'' The other man says, ''I have to give you a test first.'' The man coming into heaven says, ''Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!'' The other man says, ''Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven. Then a woman comes floating up and says, ''Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies, ''Only if you pass this test.'' The woman says, ''Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.'' The man says, ''Your test is to spell LOVE.'' She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven. The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says, ''OK honey, let me in to heaven.'' The man says, ''I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.'' She says, ''OK, make it an easy one!!!'' Then the man says, ''Spell Hemorrhoid.'' You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks You might be a redneck if... your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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M.A.R.I.N.E.

Military Joke What does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig

Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig and they said "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"

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