I See You!

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he w

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Clinton's DNA

Re: DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson Dear Mr. Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

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Shut-up and Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends, but every once-in-awhile they would get into a fight. One time after they had both just got

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Nerd Season

A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over. On approaching the d

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A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. "Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?" she asks. The next day her husband buys her a m

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Wedding Dress

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" "Because they're happy," the mom replied. Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy,

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I'm a Barbie Girl

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Yo mama's so poor... shoe

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''.

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