Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good? A: Nipples

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Jedi Nights

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.

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Leper Hockey

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

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Hole in One

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX."

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Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

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Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Массивные шутки с тук-тук-туком!!! Knock, knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock, knock Who's there? Federal Express Federal Express who? I don't know. I just deliver packages. Knock, knock Who's there? Tom. Tom who? Tom Buchanan. Hi Tom. Knock knock Who's there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I'm the guy delivering it. Great. Knock knock Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Susan Caldwell. I'll be right out, Susan. Knock, knock Who's there. You might be a redneck if: you think tobacco is a vegetable. You might be a redneck if: you think tobacco is a vegetable who? I thought this was a redneck joke. Nope. It's a knock, knock joke. Oops. Knock, knock Who's there? Boo Boo who Don't get so upset, crybaby! What?

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Romantic Pink Slip

Dear __________________________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingl

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Shrewd Investment

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her tha

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