Good Sale

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. "

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Signs That You're Broke

At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don't c

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Cannibals Meal

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this li

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Old Brake Up

An elderly man and his wife decided to separate. Before being allowed to do so legally, the Family Court insisted they undergo some counseling from the marriage guidance mob, to see if thei

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IRS Visit

A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

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Bad News

Bad News joke A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says,"Well sir,I have bad news and I have worse news". The guy says, "well gimme the worst news first". The

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Water For The Emir

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir wasn't used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese,

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Human Monkey

One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him

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Nursing Home

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfas

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One Last Song

These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one "Do you have a last request?" The convict says "Yes. I'd like to hear A Christina Aguilera song one la

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The Blind Man

The Blind Man joke A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the cust

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Sam The Man

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the po

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Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I

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New Son-In-Law

A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "Welcome to the family," said the man. "I'm so happy, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is

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Polish Paratrooper

A Polish Paratrooper makes his first jump. He was given the following instructions: "once you jumped you need to open your parachute. If it doesn't open, you have a reserve one. The

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Visit To Rome

A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" The man proceeds to explain he's taking a vacation to Rome. "ROME?!" Joe s

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