Banana Peel

Banana Peel joke A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

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The Blonde Fox

English joke: The Blonde Fox Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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Ol' McBlondie

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "

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Blonde haircut

A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she fall

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Mysterious death

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a .m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the

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What's Worse?

English joke: What's Worse? What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ.

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Lawyer... Genius

English joke: Lawyer... Genius Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor.

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Toilet Brush

Toilet Brush joke A man was grocery shopping one day when he passed the toilet brushes. ''Wow! What a great idea,'' he thought to himself. So he bought one and took it home and star

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Sumo Kamikaze

Sumo Kamikaze joke Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God

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Touchy Feely Cracky

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just wha

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Women vs. Vinyl Records

Women vs. Vinyl Records joke Vinyl records are like women. If you handle it gently, it'll play for you forever. Accidentally scratch once, and you're screwed for life.

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At the Pharmacy

At the Pharmacy joke Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

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Put It On Your Organ

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins, one of the elder parishoners in his church. When he arrived she asked him to wait in the parlor while she went to the kitchen to get refre

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Reverend

The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregati

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747

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!

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Farmer's Tractor

Farmer's Tractor Joke Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to r

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