Signs That You're A Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

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Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetica

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S & M

One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and

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Puzzle Pieces

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!" The bartender gets curious and walks ove

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Drunken Man and Blonde

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''

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English Patient

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of stren

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Warm and Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sor

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Gloves and Panties

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him

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Go Fish

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "

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Rabbit Breakout

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire fie

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Get Your Rocks Off

What do rocks and women have in common? You skip the flat ones!

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Round and Round

Q. How do you confuse an leprechaun? A. Put him in a circle and tell him to wee in the corner.

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Teachers Change a Light Bulb

Teachers Change a Light Bulb joke How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ? Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one b

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Spell L-O-V-E

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M.A.R.I.N.E.

Military Joke What does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig

Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig and they said "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"

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